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May 18, 2003
88 min
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Crooked Lines (2003)

Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.

Category

Comedy

Country

United States of America

Companies

Adam Trese

Johnny

Jim Breuer

Chris

Burt Young

Mike

Tony Darrow

Jimmy

John Costelloe

Manny

Alison Bartlett

Andrea

Colin Quinn

Customer

David Johansen

Charlie

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